nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

(via crunchier)

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

(Source: davebowie, via metalhearted)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via metalhearted)